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kyary: would you like to buy some turnips

Fri, 17 May 2013 17:09:51 -0400

kyary:

would you like to buy some turnips

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Fri, 17 May 2013 17:07:50 -0400

sexlovemarijuana: norsegays: “tumblr should have its own island!!!!!!!!” HAHAHAHA YES

Thu, 16 May 2013 07:16:55 -0400

sexlovemarijuana:

norsegays:

“tumblr should have its own island!!!!!!!!”

HAHAHAHA YES

it’s funny how i was the fastest sperm and now i barely move at all

Tue, 14 May 2013 15:00:30 -0400

it’s funny how i was the fastest sperm and now i barely move at all

helloopandee: how do people enjoy running wtf

Tue, 14 May 2013 14:58:59 -0400

helloopandee:

how do people enjoy running wtf

how to boys

Mon, 13 May 2013 22:28:58 -0400

foie:

greet

chat

chat

chat

joke

joke

joke

joke

compliment appearance

compliment personality

flirt

flirt

flirt

hug

hug

hug

hug

hug

hug

amorous hug

amorous hug

first kiss

kiss

kiss

kiss

make out

make out

make out

make out

woo-hoo

woo-hoo

woo-hoo

propose

genericanimegirl: human beings in a mob whats a mob to a king whats a king to a god whats a god...

Mon, 13 May 2013 22:26:44 -0400

genericanimegirl:

human beings in a mob

whats a mob to a king

whats a king to a god

whats a god to a nonbeliever

joshhunkerson: Josh Peck does it again -

Mon, 13 May 2013 22:25:17 -0400

joshhunkerson:

Josh Peck does it again

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commanderinqueef: today at the park some guy broke his ankle and one of the people said “give him...

Mon, 13 May 2013 22:15:03 -0400

commanderinqueef:

today at the park some guy broke his ankle and one of the people said “give him some lettuce” and everyone just stared at him for like 7 seconds until he said “I meant ice”

eldenrootsofyggdrasil: southpaw-holmes: beastlyart: manfurarm...

Mon, 13 May 2013 22:12:43 -0400

eldenrootsofyggdrasil:

southpaw-holmes:

beastlyart:

manfurarm:

nevver:

Ladybird Mimic Spider

#fucking spiders man #ANYTHING could be a spider #you reach into your fridge and pull out a popsicle SURPRISE IT’S ACTUALLY A FUCKING POPSICLE SPIDER #you’re walking down the street and a hydrant tackles you GUESS WHAT COCKSUCKER #HYDRANT SPIDER #you reach out in the dark and flip on a light switch AND YOU’RE FUCKED IT WAS A LIGHT SWITCH SPIDER #YOU JUST GAVE A LIGHT SWITCH SPIDER A FUCKDAMN HANDJOB #NICE GOING YOU SKETCHASS ARACHNOFONDLER

Sketchass Arachnofondler. My new band name.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST EVER

this made me cry

bryanstarsofficial: the panic at the disco fanbase made me who i am today

Sun, 12 May 2013 10:55:41 -0400

bryanstarsofficial:

the panic at the disco fanbase made me who i am today

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Sat, 11 May 2013 21:29:06 -0400

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Sat, 11 May 2013 21:27:55 -0400

parisjemm: a relationship is like a house if a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you...

Sat, 11 May 2013 21:25:54 -0400

parisjemm:

a relationship is like a house

if a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.

unless that house is a lying whore

then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.

skateboarder420: i cant believe my son just dadzoned me…

Fri, 10 May 2013 17:47:42 -0400

skateboarder420:

i cant believe my son just dadzoned me…

cowboybeboop: smoke we’d

Thu, 09 May 2013 19:53:09 -0400

cowboybeboop:

smoke we’d

takethewesttraintopanicstation: On a scale from Will Smith to Amanda Bynes how much have you...

Thu, 09 May 2013 19:20:41 -0400

takethewesttraintopanicstation:

On a scale from Will Smith to Amanda Bynes how much have you changed in the past 10 years

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Sun, 28 Apr 2013 00:36:44 -0400

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Wed, 24 Apr 2013 23:47:07 -0400

soulsnatcha: it’s not about your boobs ladies. it’s about what’s under your boobs. your...

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 22:54:35 -0400

soulsnatcha:

it’s not about your boobs ladies. it’s about what’s under your boobs. your lungs, because we are gonna be blazing a lot of kush and you need to keep up.