Don't Touch my Boobies
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Hi. I'm Stepha. I'm 16 and I love cats. Sentence fragments. Run on sentences. That's me on the far left of that picture. I'm actually Halle Berry shhh. Carry on.
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“tumblr should have its own island!!!!!!!!”
HAHAHAHA YES
leftnipple
it’s funny how i was the fastest sperm and now i barely move at all
(Source: leftnipple, via beingtheboysinmotion)
how to boys
foie:
- greet
- chat
- chat
- chat
- joke
- joke
- joke
- joke
- compliment appearance
- compliment personality
- flirt
- flirt
- flirt
- hug
- hug
- hug
- hug
- hug
- hug
- amorous hug
- amorous hug
- first kiss
- kiss
- kiss
- kiss
- make out
- make out
- make out
- make out
- woo-hoo
- woo-hoo
- woo-hoo
- propose
(via childrenslaughter)
genericanimegirl
human beings in a mob
whats a mob to a king
whats a king to a god
whats a god to a nonbeliever
(via originalxbox)
today at the park some guy broke his ankle and one of the people said “give him some lettuce” and everyone just stared at him for like 7 seconds until he said “I meant ice”
(Source: rlymax, via gods-nipples)
a relationship is like a house
if a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.
unless that house is a lying whore
then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.
(via askinnyblackman)
420memes-deactivated20130404
i cant believe my son just dadzoned me…
(via floatingflocksofcandledswans)
